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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 11:53

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Can a relationship really last forever?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is Jesus God almighty?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.